"Sound of Music" director's cut, if the director is a 7th grade boy

1. The scene where Christopher Plummer slaps Leisl on the ass with the book.

2. The line where the Baroness tells Christopher Plummer that she's known for throwing some rather "gay" parties.

3. The line in "My Favorite Things" where Julie Andrews asks the children what their favorite things are, and one of the kids yells "Pussywillows!"

4. Anytime sometime calls Christopher Plummer's character name, Georg, which is pronounced "Gay-org."

5. The line that Max has where he asks the kids "What's wrong with you bunch of gloomy pusses?"



Total running time of director's cut, not including pause for laughter and follow-up jokes :23 seconds.