LaBeouf (Shia LaBeouf) - (n) The hair that accumulates in a hair brush. "Dude, you must be going bald, because I pull so much LaBeouf out of the brush when you're done with it."
Gambon (Michael Gambon) - (n) The word for the stool which an outfield batboy sits on when not warming up with an outfielder. "Ken Griffey made such a poor throw, it hit the batboy's gambon and broke it. He will have to sit in the dirt now."
Gyllenhaal (Maggie or Jake Gyllenhaal) - 1. (n) a book or binder specifically used by an adolescent boy to hide an erection. 2. (v) The act of using a book or binder to hide an erection. "Look, dude! Either Byron's reading 'The Color Purple' for the eleventh time this week, or he's Gyllenhaaling again."
Duchovny (David Duchovny) - (adj.) Equal feelings of sexual arousal and nausea. "There's something about Kiera Knightly's jaw that is just so Duchovny. It's weird."
Theron (Charlize Theron) - (n) The shreds of toilet paper left on a roll that is empty. "My lady took a dump and then just left a bunch of therons on the roll. Didn't even bother to change it."
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